Happy Emancipation Day

Friday April 15th is Emancipation Day and celebrated in Washington as a Holiday. Who better than a bunch of mostly rich, bloated old white men to get that day off as a Holiday! The consolation is that it's one less day for them to sit around dreaming up new ways to separate the rest of us from our hard-earned money!

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Microsoft Errors

My cellmate (i.e. cubicle farm neighbor) Josh posed a question to me today...

Why does Microsoft beat around the bush with their error messages and codes.  Why don't they just come out and say, "HAHA enjoy spending the next two weeks troubleshooting this random issue we intentionally created."

By the way, can you send us an error report so we can laugh at you in real time?

My New Favorite Quote

"He's a politician. It's like being a hooker. You can't be one unless you can pretend to like people while you're fucking them."  http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays